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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 139

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 139 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.519 billion Second Best Puppet 139ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 139ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,742 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A bureaucratic fight over SBP1IA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 139's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 139 is ranked 102,893rd in the world and 1,506th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02204752572 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,338thLargest Retail Industry: 2,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,895thTop
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Most Devout: 3,552ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,314thMost Efficient Economies: 5,672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,882ndNudest: 6,638thLargest Black Market: 7,548thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,857thHighest Average Incomes: 12,321stMost Cultured: 12,996thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,252ndLargest Governments: 13,781stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,646thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,441stLargest Mining Sector: 19,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,477thMost Developed: 21,578thHighest Economic Output: 23,229thMost Patriotic: 23,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,730thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,128th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Black Market: 111th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionMost Patriotic: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 259th in the region

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