The Fishy Imperial Stratocracy of Sebatopia
“Yes, We Live on Land don't question it.”
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Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Fishy Imperial Stratocracy of Sebatopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Sea Bass with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.835 billion Sebatopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fishyville. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sebatopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Fishbuxes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 436,756 Fishbuxes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
War vets look after war animals, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sebatopia's national animal is the Lake Trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Sea Bass.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Holy Flying Blue of Randomcountryland.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Cam Zazi.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Palgo.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The Hoppy of Praeceps.
- : Sebatopia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Crookstan.
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