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The Fishy Imperial Stratocracy of Sebatopia

“Yes, We Live on Land don't question it.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Fishy Imperial Stratocracy of Sebatopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Sea Bass with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.835 billion Sebatopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fishyville. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sebatopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Fishbuxes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 436,756 Fishbuxes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sebatopia's national animal is the Lake Trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Sea Bass.

Sebatopia is ranked 7,794th in the world and 246th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,111 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 297thHighest Average Incomes: 568thLargest Retail Industry: 619thLargest Agricultural Sector: 671stMost Efficient Economies: 711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739thMost Corrupt Governments: 823rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 843rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 861stLargest Black Market: 964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 997thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,055thMost Influential: 1,166thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,192ndFattest Citizens: 1,316thMost Devout: 1,355thMost Armed: 1,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,485thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,876thLargest Governments: 1,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,930thRudest Citizens: 1,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,003rdMost Cultured: 2,260thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,606thLargest Mining Sector: 2,636thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,607thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,000thMost Developed: 4,915thSmartest Citizens: 5,025thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,319thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,107thHighest Economic Output: 7,794thLowest Crime Rates: 7,862ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,083rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,586thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,537th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 283rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 287th in the regionMost Developed: 304th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 415th in the regionMost Influential: 452nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 484th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 611th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 708th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 780th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 910th in the regionMost Avoided: 950th in the region

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