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The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers

“Thanks for the fish, man.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Israel

Regional Influence: Power


The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dolly the Dolphin with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 37.314 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphinia. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sea Dolphin Loversian economy, worth a remarkable 7,795 trillion Fish a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,915 Fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime is almost non-existent. Sea Dolphin Lovers's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sea Dolphin Lovers is ranked 3,885th in the world and 1st in Israel for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,912.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 107thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 970thHighest Economic Output: 1,107thMost Stationary: 1,172ndLargest Populations: 1,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,360thLargest Mining Sector: 1,926thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,100thSmartest Citizens: 2,321stLargest Black Market: 2,356thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,999thMost Developed: 3,183rdRudest Citizens: 3,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,885thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,383rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,609thLargest Retail Industry: 5,858thMost Inclusive: 6,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,232ndMost Influential: 6,375thHighest Average Incomes: 6,648thHighest Food Quality: 7,384thLargest Governments: 8,160thMost Cultured: 8,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,338thMost Secular: 12,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,516thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,525thNicest Citizens: 15,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,728thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,521stHighest Drug Use: 25,788th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

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