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The Oppressed Peoples of Scumbag humans

“We have been conquered by Mr. Peckles!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Oppressed Peoples of Scumbag humans is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Scumbag human with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.229 billion Scumbag humans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scumbaggia. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.

The strong Human economy, worth 359 trillion Scumbag coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,809 Scumbag coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scumbag humans's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sacrificing chickens.

Scumbag humans is ranked 233,495th in the world and 10,636th in Chicken overlords for Best Weather, with 33 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Conservative: 8,160thMost Devout: 10,405thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 16,419thMost Avoided: 16,602ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,280thLargest Black Market: 22,508thMost Authoritarian: 22,810thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,748th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Conservative: 92nd in the regionMost Avoided: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 150th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 197th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 234th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 239th in the regionSafest: 247th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 264th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 280th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Income Equality: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 390th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 504th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 507th in the regionMost Influential: 529th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 548th in the regionMost Average: 762nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 863rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 986th in the region

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