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Scuffleopolis's Deck

Scuffleopolis has 504 cards. Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Scandinavia the everlasting”
Most Avoided: 9th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th
34.768 billion Muspellsons. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
Most Devout: 107th Fattest Citizens: 163rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 175th
7.915 billion Holy Rollers. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
Most Devout: 107th Fattest Citizens: 163rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 175th
7.915 billion Holy Rollers. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“All obey the Leader”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 478th Largest Insurance Industry: 629th Highest Economic Output: 959th
28.791 billion Fergi Americans. Pith helmet sales, public floggings, and ban on automobiles.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I know what's best for you”
Highest Poor Incomes: 91st Largest Agricultural Sector: 174th Most Devout: 180th
4.666 billion Flandarians. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Haus”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 638th Highest Drug Use: 656th Most Politically Free: 941st
11.705 billion Rheinhessenians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Acta Non Verba ”
Most Stationary: 4,387th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,618th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,322nd
11.316 billion LoG Founderians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Acta Non Verba ”
Most Stationary: 4,387th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,618th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,322nd
11.316 billion LoG Founderians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Blühenden Land, Blühende Zukunft”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,864th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,934th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,517th
5.917 billion Bluhenden. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“RIP”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,435th Largest Populations: 4,769th Most Stationary: 4,810th
19.901 billion Agawa Bayians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“RIP”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,435th Largest Populations: 4,769th Most Stationary: 4,810th
19.901 billion Agawa Bayians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I feel a presence I haven't felt since...”
Largest Black Market: 9,079th Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,636th Largest Populations: 11,198th
13.234 billion Dark Lord of the Sithians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I feel a presence I haven't felt since...”
Largest Black Market: 9,079th Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,636th Largest Populations: 11,198th
13.234 billion Dark Lord of the Sithians. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Here or There”
Highest Crime Rates: 14,924th Most Stationary: 15,353rd
5.826 billion Lottuans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Here or There”
Highest Crime Rates: 14,924th Most Stationary: 15,353rd
5.826 billion Lottuans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Free Him”
1.043 billion Zlorgians. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Will Endure”
623 million Switz got Lazy 156ians. Burgeoning panther population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Will Endure”
623 million Switz got Lazy 156ians. Burgeoning panther population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Nikad adut, nikad panut”
106 million PMFians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Nikad adut, nikad panut”
106 million PMFians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation