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The Oppressed Peoples of Scuffleopolis

“Such is life”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Oppressed Peoples of Scuffleopolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by A Hungry Bear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.581 billion Scufflers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Scuffling economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Saltine Crackers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,534 Saltine Crackers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,146,765 per year while the poor average 9,607, a ratio of 223 to 1.

When it comes to smarts A Hungry Bear isn't the brightest gem in the collection, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scuffleopolis's national animal is the Potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God Is Dead And The Bear Ate Him.

Scuffleopolis is ranked 260,901st in the world and 1,576th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -38.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 123rdLargest Gambling Industry: 153rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 165thFattest Citizens: 201stMost Avoided: 254thMost Devout: 269thMost Primitive: 368thMost Armed: 386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 482ndMost Corrupt Governments: 547thHighest Crime Rates: 826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,037thLargest Mining Sector: 1,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,046thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,128thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,302ndMost Patriotic: 1,332ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,335thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,850thRudest Citizens: 2,288thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,407thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,560thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,864thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,265thLargest Black Market: 5,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,299thNudest: 6,774thHighest Economic Output: 10,538thTop
Largest Governments: 13,387thMost Conservative: 14,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,566th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Conservative: 69th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 137th in the regionMost Extreme: 142nd in the region

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