Spotlight on:
The United Kingdom of Scottish Loyalist Front |
“Never surrender”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The Kingdom of Great Britain |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The United Kingdom of Scottish Loyalist Front is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sean Connery with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.544 billion Scottish Loyalist Frontians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Scottish Loyalist Frontian economy, worth a remarkable 6,414 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,236 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', and doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottish Loyalist Front's national animal is the hen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Charasmatic Wiccan Scientists.
Scottish Loyalist Front is ranked 13,194th in the world and 15th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Stationary, with 1,918.7546400518 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scottish Loyalist Front was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Scottish Loyalist Front was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in Scottish Loyalist Front, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.