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The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army

“Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperius with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 32.219 billion Scorpions Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scorpions Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,299 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,627 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scorpions Army's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scorpions Army is ranked 242,377th in the world and 300th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Secular, with 0.98 Atheism Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 78thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 149thSafest: 217thLowest Crime Rates: 247thLargest Governments: 332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 337thHighest Economic Output: 564thMost Developed: 662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 754thLongest Average Lifespans: 757thMost Influential: 903rdHealthiest Citizens: 913thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 974thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,258thMost Efficient Economies: 1,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,402ndMost Devout: 1,428thMost Armed: 1,603rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,700thLargest Populations: 1,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,179thHighest Average Incomes: 2,330thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,196thSmartest Citizens: 3,241stBest Weather: 5,450thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,587thMost Stationary: 5,593rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,958thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,508thRudest Citizens: 7,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,795thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,412thMost Cultured: 10,942ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,921stLargest Welfare Programs: 24,288th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Average: 15th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the region

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