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The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland


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Location: The North Pacific

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The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.118 billion Schnuftellandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinterkleinödhausen. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnuftellandian economy, worth 125 trillion Tala a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,925 Tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime is totally unknown. Schnuftelland's national animal is the Banksy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Schnuftelland is ranked 57,088th in the world and 2,762nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 101stMost Influential: 436thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,706thRudest Citizens: 6,601stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,794thMost Secular: 6,942ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,774thMost Pacifist: 7,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,936thNicest Citizens: 8,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,788thMost Developed: 10,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,050thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,050thSmartest Citizens: 12,212thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,357thMost Inclusive: 12,632ndBest Weather: 12,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,616thMost Cultured: 15,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,363rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,539thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,793rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,951stHealthiest Citizens: 19,420th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 131st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 282nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 354th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 364th in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionMost Pacifist: 441st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 457th in the regionNicest Citizens: 464th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 471st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 494th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 568th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 582nd in the regionMost Developed: 591st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 647th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 665th in the regionBest Weather: 668th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 671st in the regionMost Inclusive: 746th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 748th in the regionMost Cultured: 748th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 777th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 907th in the region

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