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The United States of Schafland

“IUSTITIA ETSI CÆLIS CÆDSATIS · Reht ðoh Himil bifallan”

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The United States of Schafland is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 724 million Schaflandischen enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waßaþn DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse Schaflandisch economy, worth 65.6 trillion United States $ troy grains of gold a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 90,630 United States $ troy grains of gold, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-United States $ troy grain of gold charge on their phone bill, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Schafland's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Schafland is ranked 118,455^th in the world and 30^th in North America for Most Avoided, scoring 2.34 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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