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The Frequently Inebriated Nation of Saugeen

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Location: City Ankh Morpork

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Frequently Inebriated Nation of Saugeen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 41.809 billion Saugeenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maitland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Saugeenian economy, worth an astonishing 19,810 trillion babies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 473,835 babies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Saugeen retire only a few years after being appointed, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and all the playground's a stage for Saugeenian schoolchildren. Crime is totally unknown. Saugeen's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saugeen is ranked 498th in the world and 1st in City Ankh Morpork for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 11,357.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Politically Free: 3rdSmartest Citizens: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27thHighest Economic Output: 104thMost Advanced Public Education: 109thMost Secular: 111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 130thMost Efficient Economies: 159thRudest Citizens: 202ndMost Inclusive: 204thMost Stationary: 207thMost Cheerful Citizens: 209thLargest Governments: 246thLargest Publishing Industry: 297thLargest Populations: 303rdHighest Food Quality: 328thMost Pacifist: 443rdHighest Average Incomes: 491stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519thMost Cultured: 536thNicest Citizens: 610thLowest Crime Rates: 621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,069thHighest Drug Use: 1,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,149thMost Developed: 1,153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,329thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,445thLargest Mining Sector: 1,635thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,666thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,822ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,959thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,209thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,301stSafest: 2,401stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,759thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,829thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,531stMost Influential: 4,043rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,645thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,727thLargest Retail Industry: 6,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,913thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,209thNudest: 9,303rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,719thMost Patriotic: 14,985thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,620th

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