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The Matriarchy of Sau Man Frescher

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The Matriarchy of Sau Man Frescher is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lady Meringue with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.135 billion Madlads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalgona City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sau Man Frescherian economy, worth 174 trillion lamingtons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,519 lamingtons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Sau Man Frescherian, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Sau Man Frescher's national animal is the Pacific Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Caffieneism.

Sau Man Frescher is ranked 23,986^th in the world and 785^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,363.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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