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The Republic of Satyrosia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Spirit with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.232 billion Satyrosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satyros. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Satyrosian economy, worth 108 trillion Faunics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,712 Faunics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, one does not simply walk into the tundra, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown. Satyrosia's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satyrosia is ranked 239,505^th in the world and 8,550^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -100.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.