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The Republic of Satyrosia

“Слава Україні!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Satyrosia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 661 million Satyrosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satyros. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Satyrosian economy, worth 55.8 trillion Faunics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,382 Faunics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, dining out often involves goats on the plate no matter what you order, Satyrosian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satyrosia's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satyrosia is ranked 56,933rd in the world and 1,777th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 92 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 820thTop
Most Influential: 2,699thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,719thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,585thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,788thNicest Citizens: 11,090thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,017thMost Pacifist: 12,579thTop
Most Inclusive: 15,036thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,276thMost Cultured: 16,811thHighest Food Quality: 17,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,012th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 321st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 332nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 400th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 512th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 542nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 628th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 685th in the regionMost Pacifist: 741st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 750th in the regionMost Influential: 759th in the regionMost Cultured: 850th in the regionMost Inclusive: 861st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 876th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 939th in the regionNudest: 1,029th in the regionMost Devout: 1,046th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,112th in the region

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