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The Greater Hindu Empire of Sattwikstan

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The Greater Hindu Empire of Sattwikstan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Peshwa Sarvin Sen with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.561 billion Sattwikstanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lahore. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sattwikstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,839 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sattwikstan's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Sattwikstan is ranked 140,628^th in the world and 12^th in Greater Hindu Empire for Most Authoritarian, with 604.64 milliStalins.

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