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The Great Kingdom of Sarvinsia

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Great Kingdom of Sarvinsia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King George I with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.772 billion Sarvinsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of novia city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The strong Sarvinsian economy, worth 115 trillion kents a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,344 kents, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Balder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarvinsia's national animal is the military dogs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wilburanity.

Sarvinsia is ranked 179,112th in the world and 5,215th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 40.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 15,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,063rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,857thMost Patriotic: 20,691stMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,588thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,721stMost Conservative: 24,815th
Most Authoritarian: 500th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 569th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 595th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 648th in the region

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