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The He he Ha of Sartell Koltis

“Books and Cheese for all”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Grand Peppian Commonwealth

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The He he Ha of Sartell Koltis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arthur Morgan with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 1.881 billion Sartell Koltisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth 260 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,616 Mugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Clash Royale king, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 11,010th in the world and 1st in Grand Peppian Commonwealth for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,873rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,607thLargest Retail Industry: 8,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,571stMost Secular: 10,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,448thHighest Food Quality: 10,651stMost Cultured: 11,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,050thMost Inclusive: 12,017thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,929thBest Weather: 13,415thMost Developed: 13,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,435thHealthiest Citizens: 14,609thLowest Crime Rates: 14,999thSmartest Citizens: 15,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,191stHighest Average Incomes: 17,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,557thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,397thSafest: 20,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,153rdNicest Citizens: 23,843rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,974thLargest Governments: 24,758th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

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