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The United Queendom of Sarong-and-Saright

“... Oh, for the love of Christ - - just do it!”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Sea Of Love

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The United Queendom of Sarong-and-Saright is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Madge with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.844 billion Queendomites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirin. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Queendomish economy, worth a remarkable 4,347 trillion United Queendom Blings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,354 United Queendom Blings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sarong-and-Saright's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Poison Mind.

Sarong-and-Saright is ranked 9,312th in the world and 2nd in The Sea Of Love for Most Developed, scoring 90.69 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 118thMost Stationary: 320thBest Weather: 559thMost Beautiful Environments: 674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 854thHealthiest Citizens: 1,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,247thLargest Populations: 1,722ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,118thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,465thHighest Economic Output: 2,621stLowest Crime Rates: 2,858thMost Cultured: 3,013thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,555thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,327thSafest: 5,118thMost Influential: 5,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,564thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,821stMost Inclusive: 7,665thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,476thMost Developed: 9,312thLargest Retail Industry: 9,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,870thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,494thLargest Governments: 13,883rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,038thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,607thSmartest Citizens: 17,286thMost Secular: 17,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,996thHighest Average Incomes: 18,993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,533rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

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