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The Gaping Maw of Sar Chasm

“A motto? Really?”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Seven To Many

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The Gaping Maw of Sar Chasm is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Czar Cassim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.865 billion Sar Chastics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sar Chasmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,833 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,556 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sar Chasm's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is irony.

Sar Chasm is ranked 68,275th in the world and 8th in Seven To Many for Most Avoided, scoring 3.56 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Rebellious Youth: 2,646thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,817thHighest Crime Rates: 3,667thLargest Populations: 4,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,017thHighest Economic Output: 4,074thLargest Black Market: 4,640thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,183rdNudest: 5,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,609thMost Efficient Economies: 6,995thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,706thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,538thMost Developed: 10,851stSmartest Citizens: 12,138thMost Armed: 12,217thMost Secular: 12,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,259thTop
Most Cultured: 15,635thHealthiest Citizens: 16,143rdMost Inclusive: 17,774thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,092ndHighest Food Quality: 18,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,998thHighest Average Incomes: 19,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,399th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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