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The Discorporated States of Sao Camarao

“Sic Possumus”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Discorporated States of Sao Camarao is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cúria dos Onze with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.329 billion Sao Camaraenses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galanggaõ. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sao Camaraense economy, worth 138 trillion Bastardoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,517 Bastardoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Sao Camaraense mussels the biggest in The East Pacific, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Camarao's national animal is the Macára, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Almofariz Pantocrátor.

Sao Camarao is ranked 154,150th in the world and 6,626th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 17.85 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Primitive: 2,238thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,584thMost Secular: 3,885thMost Influential: 4,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,765thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,114thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,858thLargest Retail Industry: 11,599thMost Conservative: 14,431st
Most Primitive: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 236th in the regionLargest Black Market: 259th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 284th in the regionMost Influential: 368th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 425th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 431st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 460th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 488th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 499th in the regionBest Weather: 523rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 539th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 606th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 612th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 613th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 735th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 738th in the region

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