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The Rogue Nation of Sanshouo |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Rogue Nation of Sanshouo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Temari with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.01 billion Sanshouoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kankurō. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sanshouoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,810 trillion Shields a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 369,729 Shields, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sanshouo's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sanshouo is ranked 13,405th in the world and 24th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,904.73196152632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times.
- : Following new legislation in Sanshouo, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown.