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The United Soviet Republic of Sannyamathland

“One For All,All For One”

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The United Soviet Republic of Sannyamathland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.157 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaustuv Sangrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth 516 trillion Dikeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,197 Dikeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and colonial subjects have Sannyamathlandian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Sannyamthic Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 14,933^rd in the world and 50^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,757.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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