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The United Soviet Republic of Sannyamathland

“One For All,All For One”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Western Isles

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The United Soviet Republic of Sannyamathland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.157 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaustuv Sangrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth 516 trillion Dikeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,197 Dikeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and colonial subjects have Sannyamathlandian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Sannyamthic Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 14,933rd in the world and 50th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,757.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,630thLowest Crime Rates: 5,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,916thMost Authoritarian: 8,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,478thLargest Governments: 10,500thMost Secular: 10,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,697thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,945thBest Weather: 12,003rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,838thHealthiest Citizens: 14,511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,670thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,933rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,029thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,403rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,787thSmartest Citizens: 23,670th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 17th in the region

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