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The Undead Nation of Sanchezonallet

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The Undead Nation of Sanchezonallet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Sanchez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.977 billion Sanchezonalletians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanchezonalletian economy, worth an astonishing 22,529 trillion croids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,909 croids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,798,434 per year while the poor average 99,960, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, and future leaders of Sanchezonallet regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sanchezonallet's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sanchezism.

Sanchezonallet is ranked 32,714^th in the world and 1^st in Eagleland for Most Authoritarian, with 2,344.77 milliStalins.

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