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The Holy Dáxlamic Protectorate of San Noahan |
“A new dawn for San Noahan!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Declansburg |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Holy Dáxlamic Protectorate of San Noahan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lỷderis Bradford John with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.048 billion San Noahanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owlan. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.
The very strong San Noahanian economy, worth 430 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,258 Dáxlamic marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. San Noahan's national animal is the Red Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
San Noahan is ranked 18,717th in the world and 26th in Declansburg for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,887.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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San Noahan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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San Noahan, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
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San Noahan, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
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San Noahan, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
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San Noahan, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
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San Noahan, sex changes are routinely performed at San Noahan's hospitals.
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San Noahan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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San Noahan, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
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San Noahan, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
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San Noahan, genetic research has been halted.