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The People's Republic of San Dogs |
“The Man's Best Friend”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The Bar on the corner of every region |
Regional Influence: Page |
The People's Republic of San Dogs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Three-Brain Monkey with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.052 billion San Dogsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hochester. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.4%.
The frighteningly efficient San Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 226,509 Rocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,047,474 per year while the poor average 29,550, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.
The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Dogs's national animal is the Holy Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
San Dogs is ranked 20,216th in the world and 16th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Black Market, with 181 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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San Dogs, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
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San Dogs, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
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San Dogs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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San Dogs, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
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San Dogs, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
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San Dogs, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
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San Dogs, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
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San Dogs, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
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San Dogs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
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San Dogs, the country is littered with broken homes.