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The Republic of San Diego Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Diego Díaz and PM Aurora Lobo with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.726 billion San Diego Islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Diego. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Diego Islandsian economy, worth 963 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,027 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, President Diego Díaz and PM Aurora Lobo seems to wear red a lot these days, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Diego Islands's national animal is the giant turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

San Diego Islands is ranked 314,104^th in the world and 3,694^th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.