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The Grand Krai of Samofia

“I just think it’s neat.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Grand Krai of Samofia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Astolfo with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.704 billion Samofians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uropapolis. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Samofian economy, worth 218 trillion Samis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,842 Samis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samofia's national animal is the Gralk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Femboy Thighs.

Samofia is ranked 11,331st in the world and 381st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,164.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,445thMost Influential: 2,365thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,874thMost Pacifist: 10,910thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,331stNicest Citizens: 11,710thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,575thLowest Crime Rates: 15,659thMost Inclusive: 16,822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,305thMost Income Equality: 18,538thSafest: 18,695thMost Developed: 19,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,337thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,658thSmartest Citizens: 21,776thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,306thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,492ndBest Weather: 22,970thMost Cultured: 23,782nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229th in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 381st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 387th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 415th in the regionNicest Citizens: 419th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 449th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 452nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 455th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 463rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 486th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 530th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionMost Developed: 563rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 602nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 622nd in the regionSafest: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 666th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 668th in the regionMost Cultured: 699th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 713th in the regionBest Weather: 741st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 743rd in the regionLargest Governments: 760th in the regionMost Income Equality: 783rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 826th in the region

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