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The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs

“Bow down to your Eternal Ruler.”

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The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Samantha Prudence Thida H with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.499 billion Samantha's Minions are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorious Home of Samantha - Upper Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Samantha's Minion economy, worth a remarkable 5,433 trillion Samantha Higgs' Rare Privilege Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 329,315 Samantha Higgs' Rare Privilege Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samantha-Higgs's national animal is the The Sacred Icons of Samantha - Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is There Is No God But Only Samantha Higgs.

Samantha-Higgs is ranked 23,025^th in the world and 3^rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Safest, scoring 112.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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