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The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston

“The First President of the Republic of Texas”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.329 billion Sam Houstonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The all-consuming Sam Houstonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,519 trillion Star Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 161,648 Star Monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 918,411 per year while the poor average 13,872, a ratio of 66.2 to 1.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Sam Houston is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sam Houston's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sam Houston is ranked 212,964th in the world and 139th in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Populations: 281stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,179thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,216thHighest Economic Output: 1,409thFattest Citizens: 1,660thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,812thMost Pro-Market: 1,922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,544thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,205thHighest Crime Rates: 3,345thMost Stationary: 4,592ndMost Avoided: 5,080thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,128thLargest Mining Sector: 5,208thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,373rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,820thRudest Citizens: 7,287thMost Armed: 10,755thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,019thMost Influential: 11,166thHighest Average Incomes: 11,982ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,186thLargest Black Market: 18,934thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,988thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,564thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,384th
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the region

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