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The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus

“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Cuckoos Egg

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Shaddam Corrino III with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.139 billion SalusaSeconders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lion's Head. The average income tax rate is 6.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Salusan economy, worth a remarkable 5,929 trillion solaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,500 solaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, the Salusan Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SalusaSecondus's national animal is the sardaukar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Confusionism.

SalusaSecondus is ranked 12,421st in the world and 5th in The Cuckoos Egg for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Populations: 861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 981stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,390thLargest Mining Sector: 1,435thHighest Economic Output: 1,890thTop
Most Devout: 3,089thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,096thFattest Citizens: 3,390thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,629thMost Avoided: 4,167thLargest Black Market: 5,005thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,332ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,554thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,043rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,670thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,421stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,479thMost Patriotic: 13,506thMost Armed: 13,579thHighest Average Incomes: 14,927thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,066thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,629th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

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