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The Brutality of Salty Sea Dog

“No TV survivors on these Pearl Islands!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Caribbean

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Brutality of Salty Sea Dog is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 36.755 billion Salty Sea Dogians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, International Aid, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Salty Sea Dogian economy, worth 951 trillion golden coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,884 golden coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salty Sea Dog's national animal is the minkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salty Sea Dog is ranked 151,847th in the world and 12th in Caribbean for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.33 crimes per hour.

Largest Populations: 1,451stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,140thMost Stationary: 18,146thLargest Black Market: 20,558thMost Influential: 21,279thHighest Economic Output: 23,426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,808th

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