Spotlight on:
The United Empire of Saint Travis |
“Saint Travis First”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: The Bar on the corner of every region |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The United Empire of Saint Travis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consul Yedolf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.285 billion Legionnaires are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Utopia. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Travian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 145,931 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, orange juice has been renamed yellow juice, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Travis's national animal is the Snub Nose Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Saint Travis is ranked 62,194th in the world and 21st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,279.49 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Saint Travis, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Travis, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Travis, orange juice has been renamed yellow juice.
- : Saint Travis was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate, infecting 6 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Saint Travis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Saint Travis was ravaged by a Zombie Shrieker Horde from The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate, infecting 280 million survivors.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Travis, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Travis, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Saint Travis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Travis, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.