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The Republic of Saint Moreno

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The Republic of Saint Moreno is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 17.058 billion Saint Morenoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Morenoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 91,894 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Saint Morenoan selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Moreno's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Moreno is ranked 20,692^nd in the world and 8^th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.17 law-abiding acts per hour.

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