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The Holy Empire of Saint Jews

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Location: Declansburg

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Holy Empire of Saint Jews is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 650 million Saint Jewsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irkutsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Jewsian economy, worth 88.6 trillion new shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,239 new shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,777 per year while the poor average 21,614, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, Air Saint Jews is rumored to receive more government funding than the Saint Jewsian Air Force, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Jews's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saint Jews is ranked 5,567th in the world and 8th in Declansburg for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 40,025.8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,625thMost Devout: 4,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,607thMost Conservative: 4,810thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,710thMost Patriotic: 6,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,323rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,562ndMost Authoritarian: 15,870thLargest Black Market: 16,587thHighest Average Incomes: 19,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,588thLargest Mining Sector: 23,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,831stMost Cultured: 25,156th
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » New Nationale Einheit, Isla De Militarias, Pravitel, Romanic Imperium, and Xitizian States.