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The Nationalist Utopia of Saint Entopiloin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.41 billion Saint Entopiloinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raitheon. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Entopiloinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Bullions a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,835 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and a The Alliance of Dictators Tourist Association survey has rated Saint Entopiloin #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Entopiloin's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanic Polytheism.

Saint Entopiloin is ranked 321,383^rd in the world and 44^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.