Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 58 |
“Workers of the world, unite!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: SAFT Puppets |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 58 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.814 billion SAFT Card Farm 58ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 58ian economy, worth 770 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 160,027 beers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Email killed the radio star, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 58's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SAFT Card Farm 58 is ranked 54,009th in the world and 63rd in SAFT Puppets for Most Stationary, with 815.82765842552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SAFT Card Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : SAFT Card Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : SAFT Card Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : SAFT Card Farm 58 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, Safest, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, fraternities are notoriously exclusive.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, email killed the radio star.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
- : Following new legislation in SAFT Card Farm 58, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.