Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 41 |
“Workers of the world, unite!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: SAFT Puppets |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 41 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 1.815 billion SAFT Card Farm 41ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient SAFT Card Farm 41ian economy, worth 242 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,535 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SAFT Card Farm 41's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SAFT Card Farm 41 is ranked 166,906th in the world and 84th in SAFT Puppets for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 497.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SAFT Card Farm 41, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, voting is voluntary.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
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SAFT Card Farm 41 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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SAFT Card Farm 41, every workday begins with group therapy.