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The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.982 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 14,293 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,602 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the endangered saltwater humpback Dodo is only seen in captivity programs, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Texas for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 6,503.81 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14thMost Inclusive: 15thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Pacifist: 17thLargest Governments: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 19thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 25thMost Developed: 26thMost Cultured: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thBest Weather: 35thMost Rebellious Youth: 38thHealthiest Citizens: 45thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 50thSmartest Citizens: 53rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 150thHighest Economic Output: 183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 195thLowest Crime Rates: 243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 318thMost Efficient Economies: 356thSafest: 425thHighest Average Incomes: 685thLargest Populations: 968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,146thHighest Drug Use: 1,705thTop
Most Influential: 2,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,175thMost Secular: 5,287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,265thNudest: 9,153rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,775thMost Stationary: 19,603rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the region

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