Spotlight on:
The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama |
“Back off man; I'm a scientist.”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Chronosynclastic Infundibulm of Sadakoyama is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Sciencemasters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.083 billion Sadakhan are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ys. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sadakhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion VHS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,802 VHS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sadakoyama's national animal is the Slimy Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sadakoyama is ranked 43,072nd in the world and 412th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,030.86470135728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, children often leave school with more diagnoses than qualifications.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Sadakoyama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
- : Following new legislation in Sadakoyama, vaccinations are mandatory.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Tethys 13, Dragonian Alliance, Arkadia Universalis, Aqual, Infinitedeathville, The Coarsal Pirates, Elthalion, Cretanja, and Holmica.