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The Join TCB of Sacred Bread

“Spread me with jam!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Join TCB of Sacred Bread is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Viceroy Clyod with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.483 billion Breadorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pćo. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sacred Breadian economy, worth 280 trillion Doughs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,218 Doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Bread's national animal is the Coconut Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sacred Bread is ranked 263,934th in the world and 8,641st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 13.31796369872 days.

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Nudest: 929thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 23,438thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,853rdMost Inclusive: 27,513th
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Nudest: 41st in the region

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