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The Republic of Sackitons

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Sackitons is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.208 billion Sackitonsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nagi. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sackitonsian economy, worth 268 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,662 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sackitons's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sackitons is ranked 164,559th in the world and 5,618th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,688.35 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,685thMost Secular: 3,493rdMost Influential: 3,890thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,492ndTop
Most Pacifist: 16,221stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,806thLargest Retail Industry: 17,968thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,178thLowest Crime Rates: 21,947thMost Developed: 22,071stBest Weather: 22,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,400thSafest: 23,174thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,766thHealthiest Citizens: 24,002nd
Most Secular: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 157th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 431st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 480th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 537th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 572nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 575th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 634th in the regionMost Developed: 643rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 647th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 651st in the regionBest Weather: 715th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 721st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 752nd in the regionMost Stationary: 753rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 779th in the regionSafest: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 834th in the region

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