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The Republic of Sacachispas

“Sacachispas el mejor club!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Republic of Sacachispas is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate population of 414 million Sacachispasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Roberto Larrosa. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The powerhouse Sacachispasian economy, worth 39.3 trillion Peso Argentinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,888 Peso Argentinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sacachispasian politics is literally a blood sport, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sacachispas's national animal is the Boca Juniors, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sacachispas is ranked 43,871st in the world and 1,527th in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,017.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 6,054thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,608thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,232ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,563rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,365thLargest Mining Sector: 17,887thLargest Retail Industry: 18,250th
Most Armed: 119th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 294th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 307th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 313th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 395th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 405th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 480th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 487th in the region

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