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The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia

“We are populists! We will do what you say!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Nordic Sea

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Menahem Mendelbaum with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.34 billion Jews are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth 853 trillion rzydoflorians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,586 rzydoflorians, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rzydolandia's national animal is the cocksinel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Rzydolandia is ranked 164,347th in the world and 2nd in Nordic Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.07 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 926thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,564thTop
Most Armed: 3,643rdMost Devout: 4,643rdLargest Black Market: 5,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,785thMost Avoided: 6,580thMost Primitive: 6,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,212thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,845thLargest Mining Sector: 16,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,634thMost Efficient Economies: 17,658thHighest Average Incomes: 18,302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,155thHighest Economic Output: 22,057thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,977thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,867th

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