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The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia

“We are populists! We will do what you say!”

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The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Menahem Mendelbaum with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.34 billion Jews are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth 853 trillion rzydoflorians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,586 rzydoflorians, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rzydolandia's national animal is the cocksinel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Rzydolandia is ranked 164,347^th in the world and 2^nd in Nordic Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.07 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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