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The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia

“We are populists! We will do what you say!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Nordic Sea

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Holy Jewish Empire of Rzydolandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Menahem Mendelbaum with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.789 billion Jews are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth 779 trillion rzydoflorians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,586 rzydoflorians, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rzydolandia's national animal is the cocksinel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Rzydolandia is ranked 54,411th in the world and 1st in Nordic Sea for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 916thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,606thTop
Most Armed: 3,560thMost Devout: 4,589thLargest Black Market: 5,454thLargest Retail Industry: 5,681stMost Avoided: 6,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,688thMost Primitive: 6,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,022ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,770thLargest Mining Sector: 15,828thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,876thMost Efficient Economies: 18,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,285thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,278thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,123rdHighest Economic Output: 23,046th

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