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The Strong People of Rwekazaland

“Strive for greatness!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: First World Order

Regional Influence: Squire


The Strong People of Rwekazaland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.169 billion Rwekazaanns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 563 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,158 rwekaza dollers, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Rwekaza City Lions' triumph against long odds, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witlessness and orthodox.

Rwekazaland is ranked 100,813th in the world and 173rd in First World Order for Fattest Citizens, with 9.93 Obesity Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,996thTop
Most Influential: 2,603rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,031stLargest Retail Industry: 5,805thLargest Black Market: 5,866thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,378thMost Efficient Economies: 6,928thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,035thMost Secular: 9,733rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,704thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,918thMost Conservative: 13,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,419thMost Developed: 15,441stLargest Governments: 16,855thHighest Average Incomes: 17,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,773rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the region

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