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The Grand Empire of Russian States of Eurasia

“One Empire, One People, One Goal”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Grand Empire of Russian States of Eurasia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Imperator Roman Petrovich Murmanov with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.084 billion Eurasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperskiy Gorod. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 426 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,522 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, fat-shaming is now public policy, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, and tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian States of Eurasia's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Murmanovism.

Russian States of Eurasia is ranked 6,728th in the world and 56th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.52 Whatever.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,392ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,934thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,373rdLargest Governments: 4,553rdMost Influential: 4,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,480thHighest Average Incomes: 6,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,317thMost Developed: 6,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,728thMost Authoritarian: 7,186thLargest Black Market: 7,229thLargest Mining Sector: 7,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,441stHealthiest Citizens: 8,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,881stSmartest Citizens: 11,295thMost Conservative: 11,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,135thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,255thBest Weather: 20,671stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,400th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 33 » Golden Impirial Utopia, Panthera Order, VlaRiSsiA, Aeioux, Mayakava, Daulmark, New Destrucion, Supolinia, Systemic Corruption, Eternal Iron, Kinegiener, Holy Land Of Germania, The Very Dark Place, Hunem, Trivilin, East Hearth, The Yeetusa, Laffertty, Usonio, ShrewLlamaLand, Feuraxia, Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs, The Dixie Confederate Union, The Cotabazas, Regna Loreau, Greater German Co-Prosperity Sphere, Penarastaria, Baltijum, Imperio Lautiriano, Gopnikea, Codeia, Zalkland, and Refarria.