The Grand Empire of Russian States of Eurasia
“One Empire, One People, One Goal”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Grand Empire of Russian States of Eurasia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Imperator Roman Petrovich Murmanov with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.084 billion Eurasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperskiy Gorod. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 426 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,522 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, fat-shaming is now public policy, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, and tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian States of Eurasia's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Murmanovism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Russian States of Eurasia was endorsed by The Immortal Empire of Refarria.
- : Russian States of Eurasia changed its national nation type to "Grand Empire".
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Russian States of Eurasia changed its national nation type to "Holy State".
- : Following new legislation in Russian States of Eurasia, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
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