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The Firehose of Falsehood of Russia Today

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The Firehose of Falsehood of Russia Today is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Margarita Simonyan with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.07 billion propagandists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Putin Palace. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant propagandist economy, worth 20.1 trillion propaganda canards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 6,548 propaganda canards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russia Today's national animal is the zombie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is propaganda.

Russia Today is ranked 333,578^th in the world and 1,026^th in Nova Libertatia for Smartest Citizens, with 1.3 quips per hour.

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