Spotlight on:
The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville |
“Generic Motto That Will Always Mean Nothing”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joseph Conrad with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.221 billion Rushkavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushkaville City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Rushkavillean economy, worth an astonishing 13,003 trillion Fun Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,467 Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, Joseph Conrad is called 'Patches' at international summits, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rushkaville's national animal is the Turkey Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Rushkaville is ranked 256th in the world and 12th in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 89.52 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, Joseph Conrad is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, posters on 'Rushkavillean Values' advise against being proud of Rushkaville.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, many in Rushkaville are born in the purple.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, nothing gets the party jumping like Joseph Conrad specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Rushkaville, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.