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The Kingdom of Royalist Deyest is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Andorra der Amethyst-Entworfen with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.078 billion Deyestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amaraden. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deyestian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion Dyesenmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,807 Dyesenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, there's a bright dawn ahead for Royalist Deyest, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royalist Deyest's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royalist Deyest is ranked 29,376^th in the world and 13^th in Audinesca for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,549.37 on the Hickory Productivity Index.