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The Royal Protectorate of Royal Snowland |
“Its time for the People to be Heard!”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Royal Protectorate of Royal Snowland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Snowflake with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.026 billion Snowlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowflake City. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Snowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 101,968 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Students do more community service than homework, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, everybody's got wood thanks to Princess Snowflake, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Snowland's national animal is the Beari and its national religion is Snowlandian Christianity.
Royal Snowland is ranked 106,188th in the world and 99th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,702.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Royal Snowland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Royal Snowland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Developed.
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Royal Snowland, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
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Royal Snowland, everybody's got wood thanks to Princess Snowflake.
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Royal Snowland, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
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Royal Snowland, students do more community service than homework.
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Royal Snowland, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
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Royal Snowland altered its national flag.
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Royal Snowland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
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Royal Snowland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.