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The Speckless Laboratory of Royal Alchemia

“Yeah Science, Bitch!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Speckless Laboratory of Royal Alchemia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nucleus with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.545 billion Alchemists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aromati-City. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Alchemian economy, worth 633 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,668 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Alchemia's national animal is the Penguinone, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Royal Alchemia is ranked 1,531st in the world and 101st in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 74,736 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Influential: 1,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,633rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,585thMost Pacifist: 4,607thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,709thHealthiest Citizens: 4,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,819thNicest Citizens: 5,224thMost Efficient Economies: 5,324thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,509thBest Weather: 5,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,054thMost Developed: 6,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,571stLowest Crime Rates: 6,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,037thSmartest Citizens: 7,249thHighest Food Quality: 7,690thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,674thMost Inclusive: 8,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,798thMost Secular: 8,896thSafest: 9,997thHighest Average Incomes: 10,160thLargest Governments: 10,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,560thTop
Most Cultured: 13,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,976thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,249thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,009thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,605thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,613thMost Income Equality: 21,383rdLargest Retail Industry: 26,111th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Income Equality: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionMost Inclusive: 96th in the region

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