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The Free Society of Roxy Spaulding |
“Whatever”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Gen 13 |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Free Society of Roxy Spaulding is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Roxy Spaulding with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.106 billion Roxy Spauldingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Jolla. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Roxy Spauldingian economy, worth a remarkable 2,949 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 183,115 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, a Gen 13 Tourist Association survey has rated Roxy Spaulding #1 for number twos, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Roxy Spaulding's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Good Times.
Roxy Spaulding is ranked 277,173rd in the world and 1st in Gen 13 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -20.47 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Roxy Spaulding, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
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Roxy Spaulding, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
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Roxy Spaulding was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Roxy Spaulding, a Gen 13 Tourist Association survey has rated Roxy Spaulding #1 for number twos.
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Roxy Spaulding was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
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Roxy Spaulding, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
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Roxy Spaulding, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
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Roxy Spaulding, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
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Roxy Spaulding was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Roxy Spaulding, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.